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Available now, from the publishers AuthorHouse at http://www.authorhouse.co.uk/Bookstore/ItemDetail.aspx?bookid=64512 for £8.30 + delivery, or available from any online bookstore, including Amazon and highstreet retail booksellers for a 'bit more'.
ISBN: 9781449012717



A Goldfish in the Ear
            a new novel by Jonathan Greenyer


A Goldfish in the Ear is black comedy, a complex and surreal conspiracy thriller, interwoven with cutting and sideways observations of those things in life that annoy, distract and confuse both the Author and the characters in the novel. And maybe it's also a tad autobiographical as well.

It's set in current times, our hero is Jake – 25ish, an advertising man in a vast, corrupt company called Acme Holdings run by a ruthless and powerful man that Jake really wants to impress.  Jake is very ambitious but he’s also very easily distracted by anything he encounters that’s innovative, new and shiny – and this happens all the time.  All around him are people involved directly and indirectly in strange plots, sub-stories and complex conspiracies involving cloning and world domination.  He stumbles into one conspiracy after another until his life is at risk from what he knows.  Will he survive?  Is there a resolution to all these conspiracies?  

The story includes a host of strange characters and even stranger events including a resurrected Neanderthal priest called UGGG; a high-level cloning conspiracy involving the Prime Minister; boneless turkeys; theme pubs; COLIN, a misanthropic computer; InstaBuild, a super-fast construction company; intergalactic aliens with appetite and attitude; nano-technology and yet more! 

Even his family are not what they seem – i.e. they are not his family. His sister is not his sister, his father is not his father - and the family butler puts a goldfish in his ear as senility sets in. Bless!